T&C's | Yellow Bulldog
Terms & Conditions
Yellow Bulldog Ltd owns and operates this Website. It’s our house. We’re glad to open the doors to visitors. But we’d like it if they followed some simple rules.
This document governs your relationship with Yellow Bulldog ("Website"). Access to and use of this Website and the products and services available through this Website (collectively, the "Services") are subject to the following terms, conditions and notices (the "Terms of Service"). By using the Services, you are agreeing to all of the Terms of Service, as may be updated by us from time to time. You should check this page regularly to take notice of any changes we may have made to the Terms of Service.
Access to our fine Website is permitted on a temporary basis, and we reserve the right to withdraw or amend the services without notice. Basically if you’re naughty, we might take away your house key. We will not in any way be liable if for any reason this Website is unavailable at any time, for any period. We will however be sad. Although from time to time we may restrict access to some, or all, of this Website, if for example we’re doing some digital redecorating.
Don’t be naughty. You must not misuse this Website. If you break it, it will not work. That’s why we’re not allowed nice things.
You will not: commit or encourage a criminal offense; transmit or distribute a virus, trojan, worm, logic bomb or any other material which is malicious, technologically harmful, in breach of confidence or in any way offensive or obscene; hack into any aspect of the service; corrupt data; cause annoyance to other users; infringe upon the rights of any other person's proprietary rights; send any unsolicited advertising or promotional material, commonly referred to as "spam"; or attempt to affect the performance or functionality of any computer facilities of or accessed through this Website. Yes, that’s a lot of different ways to break something. No, you should not try any of them. Breaching this provision would constitute a criminal offense and Yellow Bulldog will report any such breach to the relevant law enforcement authorities and disclose your identity to them. We’ll also probably tell your mum on you. Seriously.
We will not be liable for any loss or damage caused by a distributed denial-of-service attack, viruses or other technologically harmful material that may infect your computer equipment, computer programs, data or other proprietary material due to your use of this Website or to your downloading of any material posted on it, or on any Website linked to it. We will, of course, utilise our digital talents and technological wonder to attempt to minimise these risks to visitors.
Intellectual Property, Software and Content
In this wonderful world, ideas are currency, and we don’t want people robbing us blind. The intellectual property rights to all software and content, including photographic images, made available to you on or through this Website remain the property of Yellow Bulldog or its licensors and are protected by copyright laws and treaties around the world. Yes, copy paste can be theft. Just because you don’t know the law, doesn’t mean it doesn’t apply to you.
All such rights are reserved by Yellow Bulldog and its licensors. You are not permitted to publish, manipulate, distribute or otherwise reproduce, in any format, any of the content or copies of the content supplied to you or which appears on this Website, nor may you use any such content in connection with any business or commercial enterprise. Stealing is bad, but stealing ideas, that’s some straight up madness.
Terms of Sale
By placing an order on Yellow Bulldog you have made a wise and deeply positive decision. You are also offering to purchase a product on and subject to the following terms and conditions. All orders are subject to availability and confirmation of the order price.
Dispatch times may vary according to availability, colour, wind direction, and which star sign you are, subject to any delays resulting from postal delays or force majeure for which we will not be responsible. Mostly it’s just down to availability.
In order to contract with Yellow Bulldog you must be over 18 years of age and possess a valid credit or debit card issued by a bank acceptable to us. That means if you’re banking with the Royal Bank of Very Suspicious International Transactions, we maintain the right to refuse an order. Yellow Bulldog more widely retains the right to refuse any request made by you. If your order is accepted we will inform you by email and we will confirm the identity of the party which you have contracted with.
In most cases this will be with Yellow Bulldog or may in some cases be a third party. It will almost certainly involve some stonkingly good products. Where a contract is made with a third party, Yellow Bulldog is not acting as either agent or principal and the contract is made between yourself and that third party, and will be subject to the terms of sale which they supply you. When placing an order you undertake that all details you provide to us are true and accurate, that you are an authorised user of the credit or debit card used to place your order and that there are sufficient funds to cover the cost of the goods. The cost of foreign products and services may fluctuate, because, you know, exchange rates. All prices advertised are subject to such changes.
(a) Our Contract
When you place an order, you will receive a small adrenaline rush of happiness, followed by an acknowledgement e-mail confirming receipt of your order. This email is for acknowledgement purposes, and does not confirm full, complete acceptance of your order. We have to do all those pesky checks first. A contract between us will not be formed until we send you confirmation by e-mail that the goods which you ordered have been dispatched to you. That means shiny things are on the way. That means happy times are ahead. Only those goods listed in the confirmation e-mail as sent at the time of dispatch will be included in the contract formed.
(b) Pricing and Availability
We try very hard to ensure all details, descriptions and prices as they appear on Yellow Bulldog are accurate. But sometimes bad things happen, and errors may occur. If we discover an error in the price of any goods which you have ordered, we will inform you of this as soon as possible, and give you the option of reconfirming your order at the correct price, or cancelling it. Chances are if you’re buying the latest gaming console for a mere five of your British Pounds, there’s been an error. That’s just an example. Don’t rush over to check for incorrectly priced products. Although let’s face it, our prices are pretty epic already. If we are unable to contact you we will treat the order as cancelled. If you cancel and you have already paid for the goods, you will receive a full refund.
Delivery costs may be charged in addition to product prices, such additional charges are clearly displayed where applicable, may also be found on our delivery and returns page, and will always be shown in ‘total cost’ at the time of purchase.
We give you nice things. You give us money. That’s the basis of our rather fantastic operating model. So upon receiving your order, we carry out a standard authorisation check of your payment card to ensure sufficient funds are available for the transaction. Once authorisation is received, your card will be debited for the required amount. Said riches received upon the debiting of your card shall be treated as a deposit against the value of the goods you wish to purchase. Once awesome things have been despatched to you as per your order, you will be sent a confirmation email, otherwise known as the email of ‘oh yay I’m about to receive wonderful things’. The monies paid as a deposit shall be used as consideration for the value of goods you have purchased as listed in the confirmation email.
Disclaimer of Liability
The material displayed on this Website is provided without any guarantees, conditions or warranties as to its accuracy. We do our best, but it’s important to lay out the detail. Unless expressly stated to the contrary to the fullest extent permitted by law Yellow Bulldog and its suppliers, content providers and advertisers hereby expressly exclude all conditions, warranties and other terms which might otherwise be implied by statute, common law or the law of equity and shall not be liable for any damages whatsoever, including but without limitation to any direct, indirect, special, consequential, punitive or incidental damages, or damages for loss of use, profits, data or other intangibles, damage to goodwill or reputation, or the cost of procurement of substitute goods and services, arising out of or related to the use, inability to use, performance or failures of this Website or the Linked Sites and any materials posted thereon, irrespective of whether such damages were foreseeable or arise in contract, tort, equity, restitution, by statute, at common law or otherwise. This does not affect www.yellowbulldog.co.uk's liability for death or personal injury arising from its negligence, fraudulent misrepresentation, misrepresentation as to a fundamental matter or any other liability which cannot be excluded or limited under applicable law. Wowsers, this legal stuff is heavy. Hugs?
Linking to this Website
We’re proud of what we offer. And we’re even prouder if people want to shout about it. You may link to our home page, provided you do so in a way that is fair and legal and does not damage our reputation or take advantage of it, but you must not establish a link in such a way as to suggest any form of association, approval or endorsement on our part where none exists. You must not establish a link from any website that is not owned by you. This Website must not be framed on any other site, nor may you create a link to any part of this Website other than the home page. We reserve the right to withdraw linking permission without notice. We also reserve the right to throw down a dance off without notice. So get ready, this stuff could get serious with one shake of a sequined shoe.
Disclaimer as to ownership of trademarks, images of personalities and third party copyright except where expressly stated to the contrary all persons (including their names and images), third party trademarks and content, services and/or locations featured on this Website are in no way associated, linked or affiliated with www.yellowbulldog.co.uk and you should not rely on the existence of such a connection or affiliation. Any trademarks/names featured on this Website are owned by the respective trademark owners. Where a trademark or brand name is referred to it is used solely to describe or identify the products and services and is in no way an assertion that such products or services are endorsed by or connected to Yellow Bulldog.
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Yellow Bulldog, its directors, officers, employees, consultants, agents, and affiliates, from any and all third party claims, liability, damages and/or costs (including, but not limited to, legal fees) arising from your use this Website or your breach of the Terms of Service. We’re good peoples, so please don’t be mean to us if things go wrong.
Yellow Bulldog shall have the right in its absolute discretion at any time and without notice to amend, remove or vary the Services and/or any page of this Website. Normally we do that to bring you newer, nicer things. Like we said, we’re good peoples.
If any part of the Terms of Service is unenforceable (including any provision in which we exclude our liability to you) the enforceability of any other part of the Terms of Service will not be affected all other clauses remaining in full force and effect. So far as possible where any clause/sub-clause or part of a clause/sub-clause can be severed to render the remaining part valid, the clause shall be interpreted accordingly. Alternatively, you agree that the clause shall be rectified and interpreted in such a way that closely resembles the original meaning of the clause /sub-clause as is permitted by law. Basically if our T&C’s need a bit of TLC, that doesn’t mean the broken bit makes all the other bits invalid. It’s kind of common sense, when you think about it?
The first step is selling you great things, and hoping you love them. If there’s something you don’t love, we aim to resolve your problems as quickly as possible. Just let us know your complaints or comments, then we’ll try to heal the rift between us with love, care and customer service attention.
No, not wafer. If you breach these conditions and we take no action, we will still be entitled to use our rights and remedies in any other situation where you breach these conditions. As ever, just try not to be naughty.
The above Terms of Service constitute the entire agreement of the parties and supersede any and all preceding and contemporaneous agreements between you and www.yellowbulldog.co.uk. Any waiver of any provision of the Terms of Service will be effective only if in writing and signed by a Director of Yellow Bulldog Ltd.